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The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The
waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took
their orders for dinner.
'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and
asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.
'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.
'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'
But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'
The third piggy says - 'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
lol!. haha that's funny.
funny indeed!! love it.
hahaha I wasn't expecting that. Nice one.
Haha that's cute.
Very cute indeed! Lol!
I second the cuteness! And it was funny too! I was told that joke before by a friend. But instead of beer, I think it was a milkshake or water. But yours was funny too!
Thank you!
I really liked it.